Nine Thoughts to Ponder:

Some of the jokes these spammers come up with are pretty funny so I thought we could use this space to keep them, after I remove the advertising.

Nine Thoughts to Ponder:

Unread postby RatPak11 » Mon May 05, 2014 10:51 am




Number 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
Women, If you see a gleam in his eyes, try making him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.


Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now that the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.



...and, as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
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