Now Seniors Have Their Own Texting Codes

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Now Seniors Have Their Own Texting Codes

Unread postby RatPak11 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:43 pm

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD: At the doctor's

* BFF: Best friends funeral

* BTW: Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM: Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC: See You at the Senior Center

* DWI: Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA : Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL: Living on Lipitor

* OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

*Hope these help.

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